thedundies.com

Holly Flax Quotes from The Office (page 2)

HR rep from Nashua and Michael's match.

610 quotes · page 2 of 7

  1. Really?

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22858

  2. Oh, that's sweet. Wish me luck.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22860

  3. It's kind of a good news, bad news situation. The bad news is we're not doing very well, so we really had to starve ourselves this whole week. But the good news is that all the other branches are doing just as bad as we are, so corporate upped the prize to five days. So if we stay fat long enough, we may actually get a whole month off.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22870

  4. Ok, let's just all try and work harder, ok?

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22898

  5. Eight point five. I got a red wine stain on my favorite shirt. But he's cute, right?

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22902

  6. What's wrong?

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22904

  7. Dieting's only half of it.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22931

  8. And exercise. Although I know everybody loves going to the gym.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22933

  9. ...or that Dunder Mifflin does not discriminate. Nor does it condone unhealthy dieting habits or extreme weight loss strategies. As was clearly stated in the official starting---'

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22952

  10. What are you doing?

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22954

  11. Oh, I had a good time, but it's been three days and no call. I even have two tickets to see Counting Crows for tonight, so...

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23004

  12. I just got off... Kendall? I just got off...

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23037

  13. Oh, no.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23039

  14. No.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23041

  15. And you know what? I even got two tickets to see the Counting Crows tonight as a surprise. Why do guys not call when they say they are gonna call?

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23043

  16. Thanks. That's sweet. Anyways, umm, seems like we lost to Utica by only eight pounds.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23045

  17. Well, at least everyone lost weight. That's all that really matters.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23047

  18. So we're only eight pounds behind Utica. Now, I know it's a stretch but we could weigh ourselves again at the end of the day and maybe win this thing after all.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23049

  19. I'm calling it. I guess that's curtains for the yoga guy.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23087

  20. Yeah.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23089

  21. Yeah?

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23091

  22. Aww man, I really wanted to see them.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23093

  23. Look at where my seats were.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23095

  24. Yeah.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23097

  25. Michael, you don't have to buy them.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23099

  26. Ok.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23101

  27. Yeah.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23103

  28. Yeah.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23105

  29. Yeah.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23107

  30. Okay, great. I got it.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23124

  31. Pencils down! Just kidding, take your time.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23210

  32. Today is ethics day. After they finish their quiz I'm going to run my first ethics meeting here. It's gonna be insaaaaane. No, it's not. I have to read from the binder.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23211

  33. Thanks Michael. Today we're going to have a business ethics seminar because recently, without mentioning any names, there has been some misconduct at corporate and we have a very strict ethics policy and that employee has been fired.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23217

  34. Let's start discussing those questionnaires that you filled in this morning. It is wrong to make personal calls during work hours. Now, some of you marked that you very strongly agree. But ideally you would have selected totally agree.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23222

  35. Corporate would like to emphasize that ideally you would all totally agree with that statement.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23224

  36. Thank you. In fact, spending a half hour at the water cooler during work hours is a form of stealing.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23226

  37. Yes, it's called time theft, and it's the same as taking money from the company. Can anyone think of examples of things that are over the line time wasters?

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23228

  38. Stealing office supplies is another big ethical area that there seems to be some confusion about.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23235

  39. Well, I just have to get through the binder.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23241

  40. I am?

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23243

  41. Ok. Michael makes a really good point so, uh, let's just open this up a little bit. Say my name is Lauren and here I am shopping in a supermarket and I steal a pencil. That's not right.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23245

  42. No, I have to go over pencils and office supplies. It's part of the ethics thing.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23247

  43. Ok, but we should get back to business. Have any of you ever faced any ethical dilemmas in the workplace.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23255

  44. What was the dilemma?

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23259

  45. Oh--- no no no.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23261

  46. No--- I, I'd like to hear more about that.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23271

  47. Meredith, that is serious. I mean not only that a conflict of interests, there's also an exchange of goods.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23280

  48. Michael, there is some serious issues with Meredith.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23283

  49. I mean all of you have done things I wouldn't have done myself but Meredith's actions are really over the line.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23285

  50. So, regarding this supplier, approximately how many liaisons have there been?

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23287

  51. No, it's not a formality. Now, were these, um, meet-ups just personal? Unrelated to business?

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23292

  52. What I don't understand is... why the steak coupons? I mean, if you were already getting the discounted paper?

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23295

  53. Well unfortunately immunity or something being off the record does not really exist in the workplace. I mean I've never heard of anyone who's kept their job after something like this.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23297

  54. It's Mike-raculous.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23307

  55. Sounds good.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23309

  56. Oh I already bought this...

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23311

  57. So, I've gone over corporate policy.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23313

  58. Oh, it's very nice.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23315

  59. Mmm.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23317

  60. In Summer.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23319

  61. Maybe we should talk about Meredith first.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23321

  62. Ok, so I have gone over this and I have thought about it and I just don't think there is any way I can write a report that doesn't end with her being terminated.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23323

  63. I'm from da future.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23325

  64. Well, that's very sweet but we have to follow the protocol. Those are the rules.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23340

  65. We punish her?

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23342

  66. I don't think we could enforce that.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23344

  67. A chastity belt.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23346

  68. No, you are saying that we should sweep it under the carpet, accept the discount on supplies, not fire Meredith and pretend like the whole thing never happened.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23350

  69. What am I saying?

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23352

  70. I'm saying that her behavior is unethical and a little icky and I don't think I want to work in an environment where that sort of conduct is tolerated.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23354

  71. It's not a family. It's a workplace.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23356

  72. It's been a little tense. People are suspicious of me. And my best friend in the office won't even talk to me. Turns out being the morality police does not make you popular. I should know because in middle school I was the hall monitor and the kids used to stuff egg salad in my locker. I was just hoping middle school was over.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23364

  73. Can I sit?

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23369

  74. Yes, that came out during the ethics seminar.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23372

  75. Oh, I think it is pretty clear that it was unethical.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23375

  76. Umm, Kendall, I understand that the discount is good for the company but I'm just not happy about the way we are getting it.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23377

  77. No, I understand.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23379

  78. No. I can do it.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23381

  79. Can I have everyone's attention? Excuse me, may I have everyone's attention, please. We need to finish the ethics seminar.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23384

  80. Everyone, please, I just need your signatures to show corporate that I gave you the training.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23387

  81. In this next section we examine the difference between sick days and personal days. Sick days are only to be used when an illness precludes you form doing your job or can spread to your coworkers. Personal days, on the other hand, are much more flexible.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23394

  82. Stealing office supplies is another big ethical area that there seems to be some confusion about.

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23403

  83. Have any of you ever faced any ethical dilemmas in the work place?

    Season 5 · Episode 2 · Quote 23408

  84. Ahoy.

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Quote 23553

  85. Good.

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Quote 23555

  86. Of course. Yeah.

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Quote 23557

  87. You OK? You seem kind of...

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Quote 23587

  88. I can imagine.

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Quote 23660

  89. Oh, I think she's on a sales call.

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Quote 23662

  90. Waaa! More paper! Waaa! No, she's just on a coffee break.

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Quote 23664

  91. She's with Angela.

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Quote 23666

  92. You still gonna be mean to me?

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Quote 23696

  93. Yes.

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Quote 23698

  94. Did she really just have a baby? She's so beautiful.

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Quote 23729

  95. I'm starting to get a feeling for what life was like around here for Toby.

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Quote 23732

  96. I know.

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Quote 23734

  97. Really?

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Quote 23736

  98. Hello.

    Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23768

  99. Yeah, it was nice.

    Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23770

  100. Oh, that would be great. You need that.

    Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23772