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Holly Flax Quotes from The Office (page 2)

HR rep from Nashua and Michael's match.

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  1. Really?

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  2. Oh, that's sweet. Wish me luck.

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  3. It's kind of a good news, bad news situation. The bad news is we're not doing very well, so we really had to starve ourselves this whole week. But the good news is that all the other branches are doing just as bad as we are, so corporate upped the prize to five days. So if we stay fat long enough, we may actually get a whole month off.

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  4. Ok, let's just all try and work harder, ok?

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  5. Eight point five. I got a red wine stain on my favorite shirt. But he's cute, right?

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  6. What's wrong?

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  7. Dieting's only half of it.

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  8. And exercise. Although I know everybody loves going to the gym.

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  9. ...or that Dunder Mifflin does not discriminate. Nor does it condone unhealthy dieting habits or extreme weight loss strategies. As was clearly stated in the official starting---'

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  10. What are you doing?

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  11. Oh, I had a good time, but it's been three days and no call. I even have two tickets to see Counting Crows for tonight, so...

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  12. I just got off... Kendall? I just got off...

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  13. Oh, no.

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  14. No.

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  15. And you know what? I even got two tickets to see the Counting Crows tonight as a surprise. Why do guys not call when they say they are gonna call?

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  16. Thanks. That's sweet. Anyways, umm, seems like we lost to Utica by only eight pounds.

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  17. Well, at least everyone lost weight. That's all that really matters.

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  18. So we're only eight pounds behind Utica. Now, I know it's a stretch but we could weigh ourselves again at the end of the day and maybe win this thing after all.

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  19. I'm calling it. I guess that's curtains for the yoga guy.

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  20. Yeah.

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  21. Yeah?

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  22. Aww man, I really wanted to see them.

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  23. Look at where my seats were.

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  24. Yeah.

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  25. Michael, you don't have to buy them.

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  26. Ok.

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  27. Yeah.

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  28. Yeah.

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  29. Yeah.

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  30. Okay, great. I got it.

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  31. Pencils down! Just kidding, take your time.

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  32. Today is ethics day. After they finish their quiz I'm going to run my first ethics meeting here. It's gonna be insaaaaane. No, it's not. I have to read from the binder.

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  33. Thanks Michael. Today we're going to have a business ethics seminar because recently, without mentioning any names, there has been some misconduct at corporate and we have a very strict ethics policy and that employee has been fired.

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  34. Let's start discussing those questionnaires that you filled in this morning. It is wrong to make personal calls during work hours. Now, some of you marked that you very strongly agree. But ideally you would have selected totally agree.

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  35. Corporate would like to emphasize that ideally you would all totally agree with that statement.

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  36. Thank you. In fact, spending a half hour at the water cooler during work hours is a form of stealing.

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  37. Yes, it's called time theft, and it's the same as taking money from the company. Can anyone think of examples of things that are over the line time wasters?

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  38. Stealing office supplies is another big ethical area that there seems to be some confusion about.

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  39. Well, I just have to get through the binder.

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  40. I am?

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  41. Ok. Michael makes a really good point so, uh, let's just open this up a little bit. Say my name is Lauren and here I am shopping in a supermarket and I steal a pencil. That's not right.

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  42. No, I have to go over pencils and office supplies. It's part of the ethics thing.

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  43. Ok, but we should get back to business. Have any of you ever faced any ethical dilemmas in the workplace.

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  44. What was the dilemma?

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  45. Oh--- no no no.

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  46. No--- I, I'd like to hear more about that.

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  47. Meredith, that is serious. I mean not only that a conflict of interests, there's also an exchange of goods.

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  48. Michael, there is some serious issues with Meredith.

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  49. I mean all of you have done things I wouldn't have done myself but Meredith's actions are really over the line.

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  50. So, regarding this supplier, approximately how many liaisons have there been?

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  51. No, it's not a formality. Now, were these, um, meet-ups just personal? Unrelated to business?

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  52. What I don't understand is... why the steak coupons? I mean, if you were already getting the discounted paper?

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  53. Well unfortunately immunity or something being off the record does not really exist in the workplace. I mean I've never heard of anyone who's kept their job after something like this.

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  54. It's Mike-raculous.

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  55. Sounds good.

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  56. Oh I already bought this...

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  57. So, I've gone over corporate policy.

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  58. Oh, it's very nice.

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  59. Mmm.

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  60. In Summer.

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  61. Maybe we should talk about Meredith first.

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  62. Ok, so I have gone over this and I have thought about it and I just don't think there is any way I can write a report that doesn't end with her being terminated.

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  63. I'm from da future.

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  64. Well, that's very sweet but we have to follow the protocol. Those are the rules.

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  65. We punish her?

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  66. I don't think we could enforce that.

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  67. A chastity belt.

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  68. No, you are saying that we should sweep it under the carpet, accept the discount on supplies, not fire Meredith and pretend like the whole thing never happened.

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  69. What am I saying?

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  70. I'm saying that her behavior is unethical and a little icky and I don't think I want to work in an environment where that sort of conduct is tolerated.

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  71. It's not a family. It's a workplace.

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  72. It's been a little tense. People are suspicious of me. And my best friend in the office won't even talk to me. Turns out being the morality police does not make you popular. I should know because in middle school I was the hall monitor and the kids used to stuff egg salad in my locker. I was just hoping middle school was over.

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  73. Can I sit?

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  74. Yes, that came out during the ethics seminar.

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  75. Oh, I think it is pretty clear that it was unethical.

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  76. Umm, Kendall, I understand that the discount is good for the company but I'm just not happy about the way we are getting it.

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  77. No, I understand.

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  78. No. I can do it.

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  79. Can I have everyone's attention? Excuse me, may I have everyone's attention, please. We need to finish the ethics seminar.

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  80. Everyone, please, I just need your signatures to show corporate that I gave you the training.

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  81. In this next section we examine the difference between sick days and personal days. Sick days are only to be used when an illness precludes you form doing your job or can spread to your coworkers. Personal days, on the other hand, are much more flexible.

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  82. Stealing office supplies is another big ethical area that there seems to be some confusion about.

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  83. Have any of you ever faced any ethical dilemmas in the work place?

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  84. Ahoy.

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  85. Good.

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  86. Of course. Yeah.

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  87. You OK? You seem kind of...

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  88. I can imagine.

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  89. Oh, I think she's on a sales call.

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  90. Waaa! More paper! Waaa! No, she's just on a coffee break.

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  91. She's with Angela.

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  92. You still gonna be mean to me?

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  93. Yes.

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  94. Did she really just have a baby? She's so beautiful.

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  95. I'm starting to get a feeling for what life was like around here for Toby.

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  96. I know.

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  97. Really?

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  98. Hello.

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  99. Yeah, it was nice.

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  100. Oh, that would be great. You need that.

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