Holly Flax Quotes from The Office

HR rep from Nashua and Michael's match.

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  1. Hi. Yes, uh, I'm Holly Flax. I was told to ask for a Mr. Flenderson?

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  2. I love the view.

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  3. Hi.

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  4. Man, someone doesn't like H.R.

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  5. What did you do to him?

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  6. Yeah, I know what you mean. I nearly fell asleep when he gave me a tour of the files. Um, well look, I'll let you get back to work, but I-I really look forward to working with you, Mr. Scott.

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  7. Oh, thanks. I'm really looking forward to sitting down with you and finding out more about what you do here.

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  8. What do you do here?

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  9. No. Which one's Kevin?

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  10. Oh. Good for you guys.

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  11. Hello. Hello. Hi.

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  12. What do you do?

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  13. Oh, good for you.

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  14. Oh, no, that is so sweet. But thank you though.

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  15. Well that is a very safe place for them.

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  16. Oh... Nice, I've never heard that one before actually.

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  17. That's good.

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  18. No, no, I...

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  19. Ooh, uh...

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  20. Um... Y-yeah. Okay.

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  21. Thanks.

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  22. Great.

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  23. Hey Kevin.

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  24. Do you need some help?

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  25. Well, what do you like to eat?

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  26. Hmm. Well how much money do you have there? Okay, let's see... fifty... Oh, this is a button. Okay. Fifty-five, sixty-five, okay, you have seventy-five cents. So, that means you could get anything up in the top row.

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  27. Damn it!

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  28. Oh, I'm trying to adjust the lumbar support on Toby's chair and... that made this up/down lever thing not work, and then I took the whole chair apart, and that... is the story of me on the floor. It's pretty good, right? You know, I'm gonna sell the movie rights.

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  29. Yoga.

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  30. Pass curvy metal piece, you will.

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  31. Ohh, so you can't make my orgy? Kidding!

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  32. Acting!

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  33. Lovitz.

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  34. Hello.

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  35. You too.

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  36. Yeah, I know, that's why I'm here.

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  37. No, no, I'll look at it later. It's part of my job.

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  38. Um, I-I brought the binder. Do you wanna take a little look?

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  39. Here you go.

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  40. Oh, I'd like to hear the answer.

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  41. Oh that is so sweet.

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  42. What's protocol on this?

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  43. Michael, are you okay?

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  44. Oh, of course you are.

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  45. No, hey.

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  46. Stop. You can let yourself be upset. He's your friend. You know what I usually find?...

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  47. Oh, it was a pretty good company, but I just couldn't see a future there. They kept hiring from the outside. It was easy to get in but impossible to rise up.

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  48. I think it's really cool you hired Kevin.

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  49. That-That's my car.

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  50. Michael, thank you so much for saying that. I feel so welcome here.

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  51. I just... Um, excuse me.

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  52. Cool! You drive your own car?

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  53. Yep. Just like you.

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  54. Bye. Kevin, I'm really proud of you.

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  55. Not bad.

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  56. Someday I would love to hear 'Beers in Heaven.'

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  57. Is he okay?

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  58. Yeah well, the party, driving to the supermarket... it's a big day for him.

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  59. Hey there.

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  60. So you missed something really big.

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  61. Yeah, Andy proposed to one of your accountants.

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  62. I'm not so specific as I can be on my first day, but...

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  63. So... You know, somehow after all those ribs, I'm still really hungry. I don't know, I was thinking of maybe going off-campus somewhere, getting some dessert, or...

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  64. Okay.

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  65. Oh that would be great.

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  66. I love pie.

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  67. Okay.

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  68. Okay. Good night.

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  69. Yeah, it was a good day. I mean, first days are always the hardest, right? Well, I should go. I gotta buckle him in.

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  70. Oh, Pam! Toby says such nice things about you.

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  71. Oh, no, he said you were a really good salesman.

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  72. Oh, I think that makes us neighbors.

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  73. Oh, maybe you can show me some of the fun hangouts, and where to get my nails done.

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  74. Great.

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  75. Ex-squeeze me.

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  76. Almost, Kevin.

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  77. Math is hard.

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  78. And arch your back. And slowly bring up your head.

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  79. Oh, thanks. I should check that out.

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  80. Actually, I'm a lesbian.

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  81. I'm not a lesbian. I don't know why I said that... It's a joke.

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  82. There is no joke. I just said it because I haven't had much luck lately and I'm not really looking to date. Maybe I should switch to women.

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  83. Um, I'm gonna head back to my work area and just--

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  84. I knew that. OK, bye.

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  85. Oh, fancy meeting you here.

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  86. Wikka wikka wikka what?

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  87. You're shaking. Are you all right?

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  88. Hey, Oscar. Who's that woman in Michael's office with the feet?

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  89. Oh, she's very beautiful.

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  90. So, listen, I don't know if your offer still stands or whatever, but you can give your yoga teacher my number.

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  91. No! You do not talk to him like that!

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  92. He is not an idiot!

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  93. He is mentally challenged. But he's doing a super job here.

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  94. Well, no. Dwight...

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  95. I'm sorry.

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  96. I have a crazy idea. What if we did, um, fruit instead of cake?

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  97. Obesity-caused illnesses.

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  98. That's so lame they didn't invite us.

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  99. Hey, could I have a rain check on the mini-golf. I, uh, actually have a date tonight.

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  100. It'll probably be a total disaster, but...

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