Deangelo Vickers Quotes from The Office (page 3)

Michael's short-lived replacement.

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1. Oh yeah. I'd do it for you here, but uh, what would you say this room is, 300 square feet? 320?

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2. It's a little cramped. How many square feet out there? 17, 18 hundo?

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3. Sorry gang. Thought my juggling stuff was in the trunk of my car. It's not.

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4. Sorry, I never touch another juggler's instruments. You know, we're all here, I've got the music cued, why don't I just do my routine without the juggling balls? Prepare... to go into the danger zone.

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5. No. Never. Can someone please throw me a fifth ball? If you dare! Incoming! And we're on! Remember, nothing's impossible! Phyllis, where's Phyllis?

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6. Do you believe in me, Phyllis?

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7. Because I believe in you.

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8. Feel that connection? Don't move your head. Please. Thank you. Oh! Big hand for Phyllis! That took a lot of guts! Ho! I'm Deangelo Vickers, thank you so much, hope you learned something.

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9. Yeah, I got tons of time. This job's a joke.

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10. So what's up?

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11. Yeah sure. Let's make it a meeting.

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12. What's the big secret? Why are you even whispering? Come on, it's the guys!

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13. Uh-oh. Right?

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14. Are you serious? Who feels this way?

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15. Guys. Hold on. Doesn't matter who, okay? I'm just happy that Jim brought it to my attention because honestly, I had - I had no idea.

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16. Thank you.

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17. Erin, do you mind running down to the lobby and bringing up my brand new executive assistant?

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18. Oh, I'm glad you asked, Jim. Because apparently there's a rumor running around here that I am a sexist. I can't work here effectively if you guys think I'm something that I am not. I am not a sexist. Raise your hand if you have a vagina. Raise your hand if someone you love has a vagina. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Just about everyone. What about Deangelo's hand? Oh wow. He's got 'em both up. Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah, so it bothers me when I hear that there's gossip around here that I treat women lesser than men. Okay? Frankly, we all look a little ridiculous when that happens.

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19. Dwight, what's your take?

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20. Man, you're smart. Oh, hey! Hi! Hello. Welcome. Uh, everyone, I'd like you to please welcome Jordan Garfield. This is everyone.

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21. Yup.

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22. No corporate experience whatsoever. I didn't want anyone with any bad habits.

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23. Internally, for office use where do we get our paper from? Do we go -

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24. Hey Jim.

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25. Can I help you?

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26. No one likes a money grubber.

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27. Ohh.

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28. Is this true, Ryan?

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29. Okay, I don't have time for this he said-she said.

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30. It's too murky. I like Ryan. You seem kind of hysterical to me. Ryan's your supervisor. Let's just leave it that way.

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31. Oh, you mean Michael Jordan?

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32. I'm no MJ. I can do his dunk. From the free throw line.

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33. Okay. We'll keep that in mind. Alright, ladies, back to the game.

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34. Jim! Come on in.

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35. Yeah, we'll set that up one day.

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36. Yeah, I don't know.

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37. Only because no one has called NASA to request a liftoff. Let's go downstairs! Okay? Let's do it.

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38. Damn it, Dwight! Enough! Get your ass downstairs or find a new place to sell paper!

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39. Seems a little close, you sure that's the real foul line?

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40. Nah, that's 15. Yeah.

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41. And uh, you know what, to make it interesting, Jordan, why don't you sit underneath the basket?

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42. Yeah, come on. I'll dunk over you. Best seat in the house.

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43. Right. Yeah. Okay, fair enough. Kevin, you do it.

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44. Someone want to sit in Kevin's lap? Angela?

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45. Oscar?

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46. Okay, Jimmy, this is for you. Show you that anything is possible.

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47. Alright?

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48. This is also for the troops. Doctor is in! Ahhhh!

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49. Tablab.

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50. says to bartender Droswip. Droswip.

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