Deangelo Vickers Quotes from The Office

Michael's short-lived replacement.

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1. I'll drink to that. I'm starting at a company this week.

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2. To begginings and endings.

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3. The moms and the troops.

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4. I won't... I don't know her.

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5. Colorado! The sunshine state.

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6. Doing some skiing?

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7. Well that's just good sense right there. Everyone I know who skis is dead.

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8. Try it once, you're hooked. That's my guess.

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9. I'm an olympics nut.

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10. Knuckles! Actually, I gotta come around and give you...

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11. You know, it's funny, I tried to get an animal olympics going.

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12. You know, life happened. What are you gonna miss most about Scranton?

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13. That's the way it goes.

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14. Excuse me. Hello? You running late?

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15. I'm at the bar too.

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16. I'm at the bar. The bar that's located in the lobby of the hotel.

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17. How long have you...

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18. Ok, me too.

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19. I am wearing a grey suit, red tie.

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20. Which place?

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21. I hear your voice, I see your lips moving.

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22. Deangelo Vickers.

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23. That is insane, that is the right term. Let's get some Vodka up in this cranberry, and one for my friend.

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24. I am ready.

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25. Oh, she'll do. She'll do just fine.

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26. I am very much looking forward to tommorow. It feels like the culmanation of a lot of hard work, a lot of good fortune...

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27. Did that? Did that just happen?! We should.. we should write a movie or something! I'm serious!

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28. [blinds roll down, Deangelo waving]

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29. Hello! How are you sir?

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30. Can I just say, I am so excited to be working here. Little bit about myself, I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah, I call them heaven. I have a peanut allergy, something I live with, it's a part of me. I've learned to cope with it. What else, I'm just as comfortable at the ball game as I am at the opera. I was a-

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31. I'll help you.

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32. Hello!

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33. No, not officially, actually, I saw you walking out of the bathroom before.

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34. [offers Kelly the papers as she walks away]

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35. Oh. That was... let's see, where's my replacement? Where's the guy I'm replacing? Why don't I look to the left? He's sitting right there!

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36. [silences Michael]

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37. Office funny guy! Always glad to have an office funny guy around!

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38. Well, congratulations. I have four kids of my own.

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39. I do a lot of portion control. I try to keep my daily calor intake under 1200.

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40. Here's the great thing about the southwest; there's so much more than desert. Along the north rim of the Grand Canyon is a forest as lush as you've ever seen.

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41. I did not.

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42. Sounds very interesting, thank you.

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43. Why do you use your name when you use the phone?

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44. Try it without using your name.

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45. Dunder Mifflin, how may I assist you?

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46. I just prefer it without the name and I thought- I've got to start doing some managing at some point.

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47. And it really isn't.

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48. Well, I'd like to change it, actually.

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49. I think a change would be nice.

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50. Hey, funny guy. Wanna have a little mid-day lawl here. Make me laugh, huh? What you got? I can't even look at you.

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51. Oh, yeah. Put a pin on that, kid. Can't wait to hear the punchline.

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52. I saw a hawk today. Just sitting right there on the overpass. Looking at me.

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53. Ok, alright! I love it! I love it! Michael, this is Reggie. He is the #1 yelp reviewed shaver in Scranton. It's not even close.

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54. Alright. This is how we do it. Feels nice, doesn't it?

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55. Ah, yes, please! Just cozy up there. Just thought we could have some rap sessions with smaller groups.

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56. Ok, then, powwows then, fine.

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57. You know what, enough about your baby, ok? I'm sorry.

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58. No, no, no, I know what you're doing. Just quit it. I want to hear from the rank and file. How can I be the best manager for you all? What can I do better?

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59. What's up?

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60. Let's not talk politics in the office, ok? I like you better as a funny guy.

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61. Now that's funny! That's funny! You walk much?

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62. Little click...

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63. Thank you. That's my stuff. Yeah. Michael, take a look at this.

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64. Oh, that'd be great, thank you Stanley!

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65. Yep, ten-gallon hat. Technically, it only holds about three quartz. Little factoid.

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66. Hey, funny man! Whatcha got for me? Make me laugh?

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67. Drink some soap!

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68. [laughter and applause]

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69. Best whale watching: easily the west coast. If you're going whale watching on the East Coast, you might wanna bring a magazine called 'West Coast Whales'. Because you're not gonna see them-

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70. I need a wide berth. I need a wide berth from those nuts.

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71. Michael, the last time I was exposed to a peanut, I was itchy for three days, ok? I had to take baths constantly. I missed the O.J. verdict. I had to read about it in the paper like an idiot.

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72. No, Jim, not everything is life or death. I want to feel comfortable.

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73. You're getting nut particles all in the air!

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74. Everyone, mandatory meeting. Multi-purpose room, now.

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75. Hold on, Hey Michael, Michael, wait up, hold on. Um, so for these meetings do you just jump into business or do you start with some chit-chat or...?

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76. Maybe. Maybe not. 50/50. You know what, it is too bad for this place that you're leaving. Bring it in, come on. Ok.

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77. I... I'm adequete. I'm half as good as you.

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78. Will you do me a favour and enjoy this time, ok? You've worked so hard, get your senioritis on. It's Lake Havasu time!

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79. Ok. What is the Native American girl's name?

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80. That's a cute baby. Very cute baby. Adorable. Very cute.

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81. I swear, that baby could be the star of a show entitled 'Babys I Don't Care About.'

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82. Yes, and this happens every...?

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83. Well, you know, why don't we try it, and if it goes good it'll be part of my tradition.

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84. Thanks.

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85. Congratulations!

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86. Uh, leave it at the door or...?

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87. Is this an employee of ours?

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88. It reminds me of Katrina.

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89. Do you usually leave your door unlocked? And ajar?

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90. I'm not going in there.

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91. Thank you Michael, uh, but I will have to pass.

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92. Not much of a performer, unless you count singing in the shower. Boy, okay...

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93. Michael, I'm very, very bad.

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94. That is true, we do share some similarities. I know how you can fix one of those problems, for me it was portion control. For you, you need a key chain. Maybe one with a-

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95. This did not happen.

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96. Uhhh, you sir! Are we having fun tonight?

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97. Oh good!

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98. Where were you on September 11th?

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99. This is so weird! If I'm conducting a meeting, good to go. But if I think of it as a performance... I-I fall apart. Obviously.

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100. Me mo. Me mo.

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