Deangelo Vickers Quotes from The Office (page 2)

Michael's short-lived replacement.

250 quotes · page 2 of 3

1. Meee Mo, Mee!

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2. When I was very young, my mother divorced my father and I had to go to court and choose between them.

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3. THE DUNDIES ARE-OW-ABOUT COMING TOGETHER! AND RECOGNIZING, THE ADOMINABILITY OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT!

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4. THE DUNDIES!

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5. THE DUNDIES!

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6. Hello?

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7. Oh no!

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8. Billy Crystal?

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9. Neil Patrick Harris?

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10. Ughhh, I gotta find Michael Scott! And then I gotta, Get him to the Dundies!

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11. Hey, can you help me find Michael Scott, Angela?

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12. Mmhmm.

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13. Jim! Do you know where I can find Michael Scott?

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14. No one is listening to me! And I'm running out of time!

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15. Maybe I just need to look into my heart. Deangelo, where is Michael Scott?

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16. Go do it by yourself, get Ryan.

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17. This was not, part of the job description!

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18. Who am I doing this for?

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19. I can't.

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20. Stop, hitting me.

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21. Hit me again.

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22. Fall asleep right after sex. Huh guys?

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23. They say he's going to be my right hand man, adlib masturbation joke. No, I hate this, I hate it so much. Dwight Schrute! Please accept this promising Assistant Manager Dundie. Thank you, thank you so much. I would like to thank something that we, uh, take for granted in our daily lives. And that is the humble trashcan. This is for you trashcan!

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24. Hold on, hold on one second. I WANNA, I WANNA, I FEEL TRULY BLESSED! UHHH, TO BE WORKING WITH ALL OF YOU! BEFORE THIS ALL STARTED, FUNNY STORY, I WAS IN THE BATHROOM, VOMITTING, AND VOMITTING IN THE MEN'S ROOM!

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25. THAT'S WHY IT'S BEEN SHUT DOWN FOR MOST OF THE EVENING...

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26. This is truly special, for me! And uh, anyway. It's so much lighter!

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27. Michael, are we?!

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28. I know I'm the cause of this royal screw up but I would like to see this show go on.

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29. You know what, I have to go to the bathroom.

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30. I can just run over to the gas station.

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31. Okay, fine I'll hold it.

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32. Please don't stop so suddenly, the seatbelt is pressing on my bladder. Why are you even wearing a seatbelt, you're sitting in the backseat, baby.

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33. Look, what ever you're going to do, how long is it going to take? Ballpark. 'Cause I just, I gotta make a decision here.

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34. Measure your life in love!

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35. Every day, millions of Americans suffer from extreme repulsiveness. Someone in our midst, is bringing that problem to light. Toby Flenderson, please come up here and accept the Extreme Repulsiveness Award. Oh that's so mean!

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36. You're not gonna take all these toys are you?

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37. I mean you don't have a job lined up, so it's not like you have a desk to put 'em on.

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38. That's nice. How 'bout that truck? Can I have this little truck? I was thinking I might... glue a stapler on top. Or put a hole here, stick pens in it. You okay?

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39. You know what? Uh, it's your last couple days, I'm gonna get out of your hair.

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40. I will be in the break room.

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41. Dead man walking.

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42. I used to be obese. Once you've conquered obesity, everything else is easy. Life literally moves in slow motion. I'm not saying I'm superman, but, let me just put it this way. If I were shot in the head, I'm pretty sure everything would be fine. I almost welcome it.

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43. Hey!

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44. Let's rip it up homes.

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45. okay, so what's our approach? You a veteran? Do I have a month to live? You gonna get married tomorrow? What? Hmm?

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46. That's stupid.

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47. What do you know? We gotta get psyched up! Okay? Guy? Let's get psyched! Is there an animal shelter on the way?

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48. Awesome! Ani Ani Shelto! Here we come. Do you know how to high-five?

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49. Cause if you do now's the time.

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50. Not while I'm driving.

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51. You know how I met Jo Bennett? And got started on my ladder of success?

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52. I'm walking along, out of work. Again. Thinking to myself, 'I only have enough cash to by a sandwich, or get drunk. And I see this guy trying to steal this lady's dog! So I grab the dog. He runs off. She's so grateful, she hires me.

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53. Gimme that dog! That's not your dog! Yeah! Again.

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54. Gimme that damn dog you f***ing thief! Don't ever do It again! You hear me?! You feel that energy?

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55. I would just like to start off saying, I have not worked with Mr. Andy Bernard for very long, I can say, is that he is no Michael Scott. I can't sit here and tell you he's gonna be a success. I can't sit here and tell you that he's even the best man for the job. But I can say this: He's got potential. Sure. You know, I always say: go big, or go home. You go with This guy, you could be making the biggest mistake of your life, OR, the biggest, Good decision of your life. It's either gonna be the best thing you ever did, or the worst thing you ever did. If you want some boring, white bread clock-watcher who's gonna get you your paper when you ordered it, for the agreed upon price, Andy's not your guy. You ever play Russian Roulette? Time to spin the chamber horse. By signing up for another year.

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56. That is cold sir! Absolutely cold. You know what? It was a complete waste of my time.

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57. Okay whatever.

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58. Yes. Okay, alright. No, well thank you! Alright, take care. You'll never guess, we did it!

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59. We did it!

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60. Well if he's not gonna make it at least we should go ahead and eat the cake. I for one love the corners. Why'd I just do that? It's not even that good. I don't even want it. I had cake for lunch. No, you know what? I've been good. I deserve this. What am I doing? Come on Deangelo!

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61. So, coasting time is officially over. Big changes are comin', and they're comin' fast. If you don't like 'em, this is called a door. You can walk right through it. Alright. I'm not here to be your friend. I like my life outside of this place. I live to leave at 5. Change number one: Darryl. Per your request, the company is sending you to business school at night. Full ride. Deal with it.

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62. Stone cold seriously.

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63. They are trying to figure me out. And I don't like it. Once they figure me out, they start to tell me what I want to hear. And I need to quickly figure out who's a good worker and who is simply a good mind reader. Because as soon as I'm hearing what I want to hear, I'm not gonna care.

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64. Change two, Toby, you're gettin' a new chair.

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65. Don't thank me! Hey, don't thank me, guy! Okay? And I don't care if you like it.

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66. I don't care what your favorite flavor is. Here's a bowl of ice cream. You either like it or you don't. That's my attitude right now in this room, that's my attitude on Ice Cream Thursdays. Alright? Clear? Any questions?

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67. That is a s-- astute observation, Kevin.

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68. Kev's got me pegged.

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69. It blows away Vermont in the fall.

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70. Hold on.

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71. And if you're really serious, you should go in the spring.

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72. No. Because the entire state smells like Earth.

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73. Yes, Pam.

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74. Put it with the rest.

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75. Hey dudes!

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76. There he is! Got ya coffee.

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77. Not a coffee guy, I take it.

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78. Listen. I've got a sixer. 'Automatic for the People' on the jukebox. Let's hit the park after sundown. Come on! Pick up some sausage if you want.

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79. No matter how many times I reach out to Dwight, he doesn't seem to want anything to do with me. It reminds me of my relationship with my son. Except there, I'm the Dwight.

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80. Who's the biggest client in the state? I say we go get 'em, whatever it takes. Huh? What do you guys say?

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81. Right! Or my other idea, 50,000 tiny clients.

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82. Is that ball lighter than usual? Is that a Chinatown knockoff?

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83. No, that's definitely a knockoff. You can feel the center of gravity's off. Feel that. What do you think?

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84. Deangelo! See what I did there? That's what you need to do. It's that little English. The British are coming.

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85. Deangelo's open!

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86. Hey Ry. Your department's killing it, baby.

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87. Keep it up.

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88. Woo. Glad he's not my boss.

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89. You know I have a cousin who cracked the secret formula for a certain popular cola that I shall not name. So I've never had to buy it. True story. I just drink my cousin's.

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90. You know what... straight up, why don't you like me?

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91. Ohhhh no.

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92. Okay? I'm gonna win you over.

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93. Yes I am.

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94. Oh yes.

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95. Yes.

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96. Yes.

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97. Yes.

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98. Yes.

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99. Yes. Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes!

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100. What's wrong with juggling, Darryl? I'm a big juggler. I actually perform a motivational juggling routine.

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