Clark Green Quotes from The Office (page 3)

Junior sales associate, also known as Dwight Junior.

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1. Hey Dwight, what's an auger used for?

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2. My mistake.

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3. Hey, Dwight.

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4. Hey, c-c-can you just let me out of here before whatever comes next?

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5. Holy.

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6. Is he gonna be okay? I mean, weren't those darts intended for an animal, like, two to three times larger than him?

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7. You gave him three shots.

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8. All right.

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9. We gotta get a wheelbarrow or something.

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10. I am!

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11. Any good weekend plans?

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12. Nice.

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13. Uh, I don't know yet.

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14. I was thinking about'

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15. And then what?

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16. Well, if I may, you're a natural.

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17. That's a little weird.

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18. That's about as good as that's gonna be.

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19. Catch?

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20. I can't catch him. He's like, 250 pounds.

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21. Blunt?

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22. Dude, this size of my haunches'

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23. We should probably call a doctor or something, dude.

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24. We can't just leave him bubble wrapped like this.

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25. That's actually really smart.

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26. God, if only there was any other use or situation for that kind of knowledge.

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27. Hey, wait, wait, how'how are we doing this?

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28. Just say 'arms' and 'legs,' okay? That just'that's the vernacular that I'm comfortable with.

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29. [sighs]

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30. Wha'What's a shank?

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31. All right.

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32. Yeah'yup yup.

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33. What?

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34. Aw, come on.

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35. Damn it.

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36. Okay. We, hey'hey, listen, listen. We are going to go discuss paper contracts for city of Lackawanna public schools, okay?

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37. Isn't the client, like, best friends with his sister?

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38. Driving.

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39. Quater finals in an hour. Hope you got some sleep cause I am going to be haunting your nightmares tonight.

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40. Did you?

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41. Oh, wide wings, interesting.

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42. We've still gotta work together, so we should keep it civil.

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43. You know what, this is completely unnecessary. You already won...

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44. Are you guys high? Because if so, to speak my truth, I would appreciate the sacrifice of including me in some hits off your kind buds.

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45. Right. Yeah. But, you know, I've actually been working pretty hard here on a daily basis. So, I kind of feel like I've earned this. I mean, you know?

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46. Right. Well, I'm here to sell paper.

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47. All right, Jim, look, I just got made junior salesman. Right? And'and Wallace is here today. And I don't him to just think of me as a customer service rep that sits in the annex. I mean, you can get that, right? Right? And what do you need more face time with Wallace for? You trying to get a second second job here?

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48. That's fine with me. But be careful, it is very easy to get lost in Pete's beautiful, dead eyes.

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49. Dude, there is no way that Jim is just back here to hang out with Pam.

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50. All I'm saying is, forget about my chair. He wants the manager's chair. And I thought you wanted that job.

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51. Congrats, Dwight.

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52. But I fought for this seat.

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53. Yeah.

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54. I would love a corn dog.

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55. Mr. Halpert, your wife called to find out how your meeting with Yuri Big Nose went.'

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56. Darryl, you know, I would love to just record some of your stories, just let the tape roll for six or eight or ten hours and just see what we get.

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57. Hey, how was the singing show audition?

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58. Great, now we got three hours to fill.

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59. Here we go!

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60. Dwight, for the last time, she's not a waitress.

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