Every line from The Office season 3, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 9, 2006.
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Josh
Sure, what's up?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11292
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Jim
I know it's not definite or whatever, but uh, do you know who's coming over here from Scranton?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11293
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Josh
I honestly don't. I don't know.
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Jim
Okay, so is it like sales or... accountants?
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Josh
You know what, Jim, I wouldn't worry about it.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11296
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Jim
What does that mean?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11297
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Jan
Hi.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11298
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Josh
Jan, hey.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11299
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Jan
Oh, good. You're both here. Ready to talk logistics?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11300
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Ryan
I just feel like it could have been something special if we could have kept working together, but I'm gonna go someplace else and you're gonna go someplace else. It just doesn't make sense.
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Ryan
This kinda worked out perfectly for me. I got some good experience. Uh, Michael's gonna write me a great recommendation. And as far as me and Kelly goes, I think it's for the best.
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Michael
Okay, this is it. This is exactly what Michael Moore does, famous documentarian. He goes up to people with a camera and he's like 'Why did you do this? Why did you pollute? You are bad. You're a bad person.' It's very dramatic. Although, I can't say I was a big fan of 'Bowling for Columbine', because I thought it was going to be a bowling movie, like 'Kingpin'. And it wasn't. It was something else.
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Jan
So, Josh will be running what is now called Dunder-Mifflin ,Northeast, which is all the offices north of Stamford. And Jim, fi you want the job, you'll be his number two.
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Josh
Wow. Uh, sure. Absolutely.
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Jan
Awesome.
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Josh
Excuse me, Jan, I'm sorry... I'm gonna have to stop you there. I, um, will not be taking the job.
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Jan
Wha... excuse... why not?
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Josh
As of today, I have accepted a senior managment position at Staples.
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Jan
Today?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11310
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Josh
[nods]
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Jan
You leveraged your new position with us into another offer?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11312
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Josh
[sighs]
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11313
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Jan
Damn it, Josh. This whole restructuring thing was based around keeping you. I...
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Josh
I'm sorry, all right? It's done, it's done.
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Jan
I'm gonna make some calls.
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Jim
Say what you will about Michael Scott, but he would never do that.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11317
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Dwight
So, do you know what you're gonna say when he shows up?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11318
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Michael
I will improvise. I will speak from the heart.
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Dwight
No. Bad idea. You need an attack plan. Here, I'll be him, you be you. Let's practice.
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Michael
All right.
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Dwight
Dum, dum, dum, dum... coming home from work.
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Michael
Excuse me, Mr. Wallace? David Wallace?
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Dwight
Yes? What is the meaning of this?
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Michael
Can you tell us why you are shutting down Scranton and putting 15 people out of work?
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Dwight
Well, the branch is no longer finicially viable. It's simple dollars and cents.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11326
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Michael
Yes, but these are employees, Sir. These are human beings.
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Dwight
Listen, Scott... we're losing money, okay? It's not a charity; it's a business. And it's a dying business.
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Michael
Stop... stop it! Just, okay. He's not going to say any of that.
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Dwight
Whoa hey, why not?
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Michael
Because he'd be intimidated and I, just... let's start again. Just be more scared of me, okay?
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Dwight
Okay.
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Michael
Don't touch me this time.
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Dwight
Dum, dum, dum, du, doy, du, do... coming home from work...
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Michael
Excuse me, Mr. Wallace?
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Dwight
Uh!
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Jan
So... we are still scrambling here. But uh, it looks like Scranton is going to absorb Stamford.
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Jim
Wow.
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Jan
And I know that you just left there a couple of months ago, but we would like to offer you the number two position at that branch.
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Jim
Thank you.
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Jan
Yeah.
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Jim
No, it's just I'm not sure if I um... well to be quite honest with you, Jan, I have a few unpleasant memories of Scranton. And um...
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Jan
Michael.
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Jim
No. No, no. Just um... some personal stuff. And I'm not really ready to revist that, I don't think.
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Jan
Ah. Well, please think about it. And call me. We will do whatever we can to get you to stay.
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Jim
Okay.
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Phyllis
Hey guys. Uh, I'm trying to organize a little group lunch for everybody since you know, we're never gonna see each other again.
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Kevin
Where are we going?
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Phyllis
I thought maybe DJ's.
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Kevin
How about Cugino's?
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Angela
I don't want to go all the way to Dunmore.
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Kevin
How 'bout Cooper's then?
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Angela
No seafood.
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Kevin
But, I don't want to go to DJ's.
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Angela
Oh, now all of a sudden you get picky?
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Phyllis
Okay, forget it.
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Kevin
Hooters?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11357
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Angela
No.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11358
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Dwight
Ah. Here, replinish your fluids.
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Michael
[takes bottle and cleans off cap with his tie]
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Jan
Where's Michael?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11361
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Pam
He's not here. I don't know where he is.
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Jan
Wha... what's going on here?
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Phyllis
We know the branch is closing; Michael told us.
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Jan
Ah, god. Okay. You know what everybody? I'm sure there is a better way to do this but I've drive something like 400 miles today and I'm completely exhausted so I'm just gonna tell you. Your branch is not closing; Stamford is closing. Um, for the time being, it seems that all your jobs are safe.
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Angela
Yes!
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11366
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Kevin
Yes!
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11367
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Phyllis
Stanley!
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11368
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Pam
Is it because of Michael? Did he actually do something?
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Jan
Well, reasons are not important. Would you just call him, please? Wherever he is... and tell him.
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Pam
Sure, uh, Jan... um, do you know, is anyone coming back to Scranton?
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Jan
Back?
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Pam
Coming to Scranton. Is anyone coming to Scranton?
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Jan
Uh, we don't know. Probably. A few.
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Dwight
who is it?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11375
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Michael
The office.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11376
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Dwight
Gonna get it?
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Michael
No, not until I have some good news for them. Not until I have some good news.
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Pam
I guess some new people might be coming from Stamford. Should be fun. New blood.
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Ryan
Is Jim coming back.
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Pam
That's, um... I hadn't thought about it, huh.
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Ryan
I just don't want it to be weird, you know? I mean, I took his old job and his old desk.
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Pam
Yeah, that might be weird. Overall though, we still all have our jobs... so, good news, right?
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Ryan
Oh, yeah, totally.
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Kelly
Ahhhhh! I'm so happy we don't have to break up now, Ryan! This is the best day of my whole l ife!
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Karen
What you gonna do?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11386
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Jim
I really don't know. How you doing with all this?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11387
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Karen
You know, I'm fine. I'll be better when I know if I have a job.
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Jim
You'd actually move to Scranton?
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Karen
Yeah, if they let me, I think I... I think I would.
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Jim
New York City is 45 minutes down the road from here. And you wanna move to Scranton? I dunno. If I were you I'd move to New York?
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