Every quote from The Office season 3, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 9, 2006.
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Josh
Sure, what's up?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11292
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Jim
I know it's not definite or whatever, but uh, do you know who's coming over here from Scranton?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11293
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Josh
I honestly don't. I don't know.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11294
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Jim
Okay, so is it like sales or... accountants?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11295
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Josh
You know what, Jim, I wouldn't worry about it.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11296
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Jim
What does that mean?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11297
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Jan
Hi.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11298
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Josh
Jan, hey.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11299
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Jan
Oh, good. You're both here. Ready to talk logistics?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11300
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Ryan
I just feel like it could have been something special if we could have kept working together, but I'm gonna go someplace else and you're gonna go someplace else. It just doesn't make sense.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11301
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Ryan
This kinda worked out perfectly for me. I got some good experience. Uh, Michael's gonna write me a great recommendation. And as far as me and Kelly goes, I think it's for the best.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11302
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Michael
Okay, this is it. This is exactly what Michael Moore does, famous documentarian. He goes up to people with a camera and he's like 'Why did you do this? Why did you pollute? You are bad. You're a bad person.' It's very dramatic. Although, I can't say I was a big fan of 'Bowling for Columbine', because I thought it was going to be a bowling movie, like 'Kingpin'. And it wasn't. It was something else.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11303
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Jan
So, Josh will be running what is now called Dunder-Mifflin ,Northeast, which is all the offices north of Stamford. And Jim, fi you want the job, you'll be his number two.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11304
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Josh
Wow. Uh, sure. Absolutely.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11305
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Jan
Awesome.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11306
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Josh
Excuse me, Jan, I'm sorry... I'm gonna have to stop you there. I, um, will not be taking the job.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11307
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Jan
Wha... excuse... why not?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11308
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Josh
As of today, I have accepted a senior managment position at Staples.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11309
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Jan
Today?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11310
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Josh
[nods]
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11311
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Jan
You leveraged your new position with us into another offer?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11312
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Josh
[sighs]
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11313
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Jan
Damn it, Josh. This whole restructuring thing was based around keeping you. I...
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11314
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Josh
I'm sorry, all right? It's done, it's done.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11315
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Jan
I'm gonna make some calls.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11316
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Jim
Say what you will about Michael Scott, but he would never do that.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11317
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Dwight
So, do you know what you're gonna say when he shows up?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11318
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Michael
I will improvise. I will speak from the heart.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11319
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Dwight
No. Bad idea. You need an attack plan. Here, I'll be him, you be you. Let's practice.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11320
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Michael
All right.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11321
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Dwight
Dum, dum, dum, dum... coming home from work.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11322
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Michael
Excuse me, Mr. Wallace? David Wallace?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11323
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Dwight
Yes? What is the meaning of this?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11324
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Michael
Can you tell us why you are shutting down Scranton and putting 15 people out of work?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11325
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Dwight
Well, the branch is no longer finicially viable. It's simple dollars and cents.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11326
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Michael
Yes, but these are employees, Sir. These are human beings.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11327
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Dwight
Listen, Scott... we're losing money, okay? It's not a charity; it's a business. And it's a dying business.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11328
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Michael
Stop... stop it! Just, okay. He's not going to say any of that.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11329
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Dwight
Whoa hey, why not?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11330
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Michael
Because he'd be intimidated and I, just... let's start again. Just be more scared of me, okay?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11331
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Dwight
Okay.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11332
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Michael
Don't touch me this time.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11333
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Dwight
Dum, dum, dum, du, doy, du, do... coming home from work...
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11334
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Michael
Excuse me, Mr. Wallace?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11335
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Dwight
Uh!
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11336
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Jan
So... we are still scrambling here. But uh, it looks like Scranton is going to absorb Stamford.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11337
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Jim
Wow.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11338
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Jan
And I know that you just left there a couple of months ago, but we would like to offer you the number two position at that branch.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11339
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Jim
Thank you.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11340
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Jan
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11341
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Jim
No, it's just I'm not sure if I um... well to be quite honest with you, Jan, I have a few unpleasant memories of Scranton. And um...
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11342
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Jan
Michael.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11343
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Jim
No. No, no. Just um... some personal stuff. And I'm not really ready to revist that, I don't think.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11344
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Jan
Ah. Well, please think about it. And call me. We will do whatever we can to get you to stay.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11345
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Jim
Okay.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11346
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Phyllis
Hey guys. Uh, I'm trying to organize a little group lunch for everybody since you know, we're never gonna see each other again.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11347
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Kevin
Where are we going?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11348
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Phyllis
I thought maybe DJ's.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11349
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Kevin
How about Cugino's?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11350
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Angela
I don't want to go all the way to Dunmore.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11351
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Kevin
How 'bout Cooper's then?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11352
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Angela
No seafood.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11353
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Kevin
But, I don't want to go to DJ's.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11354
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Angela
Oh, now all of a sudden you get picky?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11355
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Phyllis
Okay, forget it.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11356
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Kevin
Hooters?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11357
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Angela
No.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11358
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Dwight
Ah. Here, replinish your fluids.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11359
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Michael
[takes bottle and cleans off cap with his tie]
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11360
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Jan
Where's Michael?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11361
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Pam
He's not here. I don't know where he is.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11362
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Jan
Wha... what's going on here?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11363
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Phyllis
We know the branch is closing; Michael told us.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11364
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Jan
Ah, god. Okay. You know what everybody? I'm sure there is a better way to do this but I've drive something like 400 miles today and I'm completely exhausted so I'm just gonna tell you. Your branch is not closing; Stamford is closing. Um, for the time being, it seems that all your jobs are safe.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11365
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Angela
Yes!
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11366
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Kevin
Yes!
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11367
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Phyllis
Stanley!
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11368
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Pam
Is it because of Michael? Did he actually do something?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11369
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Jan
Well, reasons are not important. Would you just call him, please? Wherever he is... and tell him.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11370
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Pam
Sure, uh, Jan... um, do you know, is anyone coming back to Scranton?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11371
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Jan
Back?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11372
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Pam
Coming to Scranton. Is anyone coming to Scranton?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11373
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Jan
Uh, we don't know. Probably. A few.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11374
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Dwight
who is it?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11375
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Michael
The office.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11376
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Dwight
Gonna get it?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11377
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Michael
No, not until I have some good news for them. Not until I have some good news.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11378
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Pam
I guess some new people might be coming from Stamford. Should be fun. New blood.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11379
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Ryan
Is Jim coming back.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11380
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Pam
That's, um... I hadn't thought about it, huh.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11381
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Ryan
I just don't want it to be weird, you know? I mean, I took his old job and his old desk.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11382
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Pam
Yeah, that might be weird. Overall though, we still all have our jobs... so, good news, right?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11383
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Ryan
Oh, yeah, totally.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11384
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Kelly
Ahhhhh! I'm so happy we don't have to break up now, Ryan! This is the best day of my whole l ife!
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11385
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Karen
What you gonna do?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11386
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Jim
I really don't know. How you doing with all this?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11387
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Karen
You know, I'm fine. I'll be better when I know if I have a job.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11388
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Jim
You'd actually move to Scranton?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11389
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Karen
Yeah, if they let me, I think I... I think I would.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11390
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Jim
New York City is 45 minutes down the road from here. And you wanna move to Scranton? I dunno. If I were you I'd move to New York?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11391