Every quote from The Office season 3, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 9, 2006.
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Karen
Hey.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11192
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Jim
Hey.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11193
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Karen
Who are you faxing so early in the morning?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11194
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Jim
Oh, umm... kinda hard to explain.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11195
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Jim
I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, but, before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationery, so, from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future. 'Dwight, at 8 A.M. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight.'
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11196
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Dwight
No!You'll thank me later.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11197
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Michael
There she is - Jan Levinson. First...
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11198
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Jan
Michael.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11199
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Michael
...thing in the morning. Love to start my morning with a hearty bowl of Jan.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11200
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Jan
Michael.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11201
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Michael
Just call me Levinson in the morning, baby.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11202
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Jan
Michael.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11203
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Michael
Yes.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11204
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Jan
I am here to tell you that we are closing the Scranton branch.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11205
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Michael
I don't understand.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11206
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Jan
The board voted last night to close your branch.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11207
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Michael
On whom's authority?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11208
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Jan
The board's.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11209
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Michael
What?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11210
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Jan
I'm very sorry. I don't relish telling you this. You've been a big part of this company, and the board asked me to thank you for your years of service.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11211
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Michael
You're welcome.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11212
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Jan
A small number of people will be transferred to the Stamford branch, and the rest will be getting severance packages.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11213
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Michael
Am I a small number person or a severance package person?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11214
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Jan
Well, we haven't made final decisions about personnel yet. But you're a severance package person.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11215
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Michael
Oh... Oh, my god. Oh, my god! I don't really get it 'cause we're not doing that bad and our numbers are gonna come up.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11216
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Jan
Well, it's not all about numbers, Michael.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11217
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Michael
Well...
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11218
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Jan
It's... it's about talent.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11219
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Michael
Oh, you gotta be... Josh?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11220
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Jan
Our CFO believes that Josh is going to play an important role in our company's future.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11221
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Michael
Oh really, what role is that? King of the stupid universe?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11222
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Michael
It is an outrage, that's all. It's... hey're making a huge, huge mistake. Let's see Josh replace these people. Let's see Josh find another Stanley. You think Stanleys grow on trees? Well they don't. There is no Stanley tree. Do you think the world is crawling with Phyllises? Show me that farm. With Phyllises and Kevins sprouting up all over the place. Ripe for the plucking. Show me that farm.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11223
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Michael
Pictures. Memories. Look at that. They grow up so fast.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11224
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Dwight
Hey stranger.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11225
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Michael
Don't say that. That just sounds weird. Please.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11226
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Dwight
Sorry. I just feel like we haven't talked in awhile.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11227
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Michael
Well... we have nothin to talk about, Dwight. Just do your work ... while you still can.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11228
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Dwight
When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense. You can read their moods like a book. And right now, the title of Michael's book is, 'Something Weird is Going On.' Colon, 'What Did Jan Say? The Michael Scott Story. By Michael Scott, with Dwight Schrute.'
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11229
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Karen
Hey, um... did you hear about your friends in Pennsylvania? Rumor has it that the Scranton Branch is...
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11230
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Jim
Really? Wow... that's bad.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11231
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Andy
Um, sorry... the Scranton branch is closing? In your face!
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11232
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Jim
Well, I work here now.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11233
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Andy
Mmmm.. suck-ah!
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11234
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Pam
Are you okay?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11235
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Michael
Yeah, great! Amazing. Best physical condition of my life.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11236
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Pam
What did Jan want?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11237
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Michael
Nothing. Just checking in. I can't tell you, so...
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11238
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Pam
What can't you tell me?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11239
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Michael
Nothing, Pam.What difference does it make? We'll be gone in a couple of weeks anyway.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11240
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Pam
What?!
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11241
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Michael
What?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11242
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Pam
You just said that we're gonna be gone...?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11243
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Michael
Do I have any messages?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11244
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Pam
Michael, what's going on?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11245
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Michael
Ok, ok...
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11246
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Michael
Listen up, everybody... I have some news. We are screwed. Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton is being shut down.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11247
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Toby
Michael, uh... we shouldn't be talking about this until all the decisions have been made.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11248
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Michael
You knew about this all along, didn't you?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11249
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Toby
Jan told me just a few minutes before she told you.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11250
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Michael
Traitor. You are a traitor.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11251
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Angela
What about us, Michael? Do we still have jobs?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11252
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Michael
I don't know. Probably not. This is the worst.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11253
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Ryan
It makes perfect sense that it would happen today because I just received this in the mail. A thousand business cards with this address and phone number.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11254
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Angela
I don't want to blame anyone in particular. I think everyone's to blame.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11255
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Kelly
If I get to stay and Ryan is laid off, I will kill myself. Like Romeo and Juliet, the Claire Danes one.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11256
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Andy
Stamford, Connecticut! Stamford, Connecticut!
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11257
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Jim
I worked in Scranton for a really long time. And uh, it's going to be weird that it's all disappearing. I mean, I always knew that the branch would shut down someday. I just figured it would be because Michael sold the building for some magic beans.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11258
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Stanley
I couldn't be happier. I'm gonna take the severance and retire. My wife and I are gonna travel. I really couldn't be happier.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11259
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Pam
It's a blessing in disguise. Actually, not even in disguise. Sometimes at home, I answer the phone, 'Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.' So, maybe that'll stop now.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11260
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Roy
What does that mean?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11261
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Kevin
Well, some of us are fired and a few are going to Connecticut.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11262
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Roy
I don't really want to work here without Pam. You know that Cinderella song, 'You Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone)'? That pretty much says it better than how I know how to say it... in words.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11263
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Darryl
Hey Mike.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11264
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Michael
Darryl. Noble Darryl.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11265
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Darryl
Look, I heard about the office. Tough break.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11266
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Michael
I know, I know. Well, I'll land on my feet. Don't worry about me.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11267
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Darryl
I wasn't.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11268
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Michael
So, you'll be okay too. You're a warrior. You're smart, capable. You'll find something else and...
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11269
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Darryl
Actually, Bob Vance bought out the warehouse. So he's keeping on the whole crew. So, we good.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11270
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Michael
Awesome.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11271
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Michael
This is my house. The CFO is taking away my house and giving it to Josh. And Josh is giving the garage to Bob Vance.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11272
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Michael
All right, listen up. Some of you may have heard some rumors about the branch closing. But, I am not going to take this lying down. I have a plan and I am going to save our jobs. So just hang in there. Let's go.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11273
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Dwight
Yes!
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11274
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Pam
Oh, good... you're bringing Dwight.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11275
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Michael
Yes. This might get ugly. I need backup.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11276
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Dwight
What's the plan?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11277
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Michael
Go to New York, confront the CFO, show him he's making a mistake... save the branch.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11278
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Dwight
Can I drive?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11279
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Michael
No... way.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11280
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Dwight
Shotgun!
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11281
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Michael
No. There's no one else.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11282
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Dwight
Still.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11283
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Dwight
Thank you very much. Okay, secretary says Wallace is away for the day and won't be coming back into the office.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11284
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Michael
Okay, okay. Um...
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11285
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Dwight
But, do not worry. I have his home address right here.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11286
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Michael
Why?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11287
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Dwight
Christmas card list.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11288
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Michael
You sent him cards? You never met him.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11289
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Dwight
But when I do, we'll have something to talk about.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11290
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Jim
Hey, do you have a second?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11291