Every line from The Office season 3, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 9, 2006.
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Karen
Hey.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11192
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Jim
Hey.
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Karen
Who are you faxing so early in the morning?
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Jim
Oh, umm... kinda hard to explain.
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Jim
I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, but, before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationery, so, from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future. 'Dwight, at 8 A.M. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight.'
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11196
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Dwight
No!You'll thank me later.
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Michael
There she is - Jan Levinson. First...
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Jan
Michael.
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Michael
...thing in the morning. Love to start my morning with a hearty bowl of Jan.
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Jan
Michael.
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Michael
Just call me Levinson in the morning, baby.
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Jan
Michael.
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Michael
Yes.
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Jan
I am here to tell you that we are closing the Scranton branch.
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Michael
I don't understand.
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Jan
The board voted last night to close your branch.
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Michael
On whom's authority?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11208
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Jan
The board's.
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Michael
What?
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Jan
I'm very sorry. I don't relish telling you this. You've been a big part of this company, and the board asked me to thank you for your years of service.
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Michael
You're welcome.
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Jan
A small number of people will be transferred to the Stamford branch, and the rest will be getting severance packages.
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Michael
Am I a small number person or a severance package person?
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Jan
Well, we haven't made final decisions about personnel yet. But you're a severance package person.
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Michael
Oh... Oh, my god. Oh, my god! I don't really get it 'cause we're not doing that bad and our numbers are gonna come up.
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Jan
Well, it's not all about numbers, Michael.
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Michael
Well...
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Jan
It's... it's about talent.
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Michael
Oh, you gotta be... Josh?
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Jan
Our CFO believes that Josh is going to play an important role in our company's future.
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Michael
Oh really, what role is that? King of the stupid universe?
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Michael
It is an outrage, that's all. It's... hey're making a huge, huge mistake. Let's see Josh replace these people. Let's see Josh find another Stanley. You think Stanleys grow on trees? Well they don't. There is no Stanley tree. Do you think the world is crawling with Phyllises? Show me that farm. With Phyllises and Kevins sprouting up all over the place. Ripe for the plucking. Show me that farm.
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Michael
Pictures. Memories. Look at that. They grow up so fast.
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Dwight
Hey stranger.
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Michael
Don't say that. That just sounds weird. Please.
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Dwight
Sorry. I just feel like we haven't talked in awhile.
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Michael
Well... we have nothin to talk about, Dwight. Just do your work ... while you still can.
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Dwight
When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense. You can read their moods like a book. And right now, the title of Michael's book is, 'Something Weird is Going On.' Colon, 'What Did Jan Say? The Michael Scott Story. By Michael Scott, with Dwight Schrute.'
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Karen
Hey, um... did you hear about your friends in Pennsylvania? Rumor has it that the Scranton Branch is...
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Jim
Really? Wow... that's bad.
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Andy
Um, sorry... the Scranton branch is closing? In your face!
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Jim
Well, I work here now.
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Andy
Mmmm.. suck-ah!
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Pam
Are you okay?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11235
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Michael
Yeah, great! Amazing. Best physical condition of my life.
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Pam
What did Jan want?
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Michael
Nothing. Just checking in. I can't tell you, so...
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Pam
What can't you tell me?
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Michael
Nothing, Pam.What difference does it make? We'll be gone in a couple of weeks anyway.
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Pam
What?!
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Michael
What?
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Pam
You just said that we're gonna be gone...?
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Michael
Do I have any messages?
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Pam
Michael, what's going on?
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Michael
Ok, ok...
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Michael
Listen up, everybody... I have some news. We are screwed. Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton is being shut down.
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Toby
Michael, uh... we shouldn't be talking about this until all the decisions have been made.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11248
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Michael
You knew about this all along, didn't you?
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Toby
Jan told me just a few minutes before she told you.
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Michael
Traitor. You are a traitor.
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Angela
What about us, Michael? Do we still have jobs?
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Michael
I don't know. Probably not. This is the worst.
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Ryan
It makes perfect sense that it would happen today because I just received this in the mail. A thousand business cards with this address and phone number.
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Angela
I don't want to blame anyone in particular. I think everyone's to blame.
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Kelly
If I get to stay and Ryan is laid off, I will kill myself. Like Romeo and Juliet, the Claire Danes one.
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Andy
Stamford, Connecticut! Stamford, Connecticut!
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Jim
I worked in Scranton for a really long time. And uh, it's going to be weird that it's all disappearing. I mean, I always knew that the branch would shut down someday. I just figured it would be because Michael sold the building for some magic beans.
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Stanley
I couldn't be happier. I'm gonna take the severance and retire. My wife and I are gonna travel. I really couldn't be happier.
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Pam
It's a blessing in disguise. Actually, not even in disguise. Sometimes at home, I answer the phone, 'Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.' So, maybe that'll stop now.
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Roy
What does that mean?
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Kevin
Well, some of us are fired and a few are going to Connecticut.
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Roy
I don't really want to work here without Pam. You know that Cinderella song, 'You Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone)'? That pretty much says it better than how I know how to say it... in words.
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Darryl
Hey Mike.
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Michael
Darryl. Noble Darryl.
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Darryl
Look, I heard about the office. Tough break.
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Michael
I know, I know. Well, I'll land on my feet. Don't worry about me.
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Darryl
I wasn't.
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Michael
So, you'll be okay too. You're a warrior. You're smart, capable. You'll find something else and...
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Darryl
Actually, Bob Vance bought out the warehouse. So he's keeping on the whole crew. So, we good.
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Michael
Awesome.
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Michael
This is my house. The CFO is taking away my house and giving it to Josh. And Josh is giving the garage to Bob Vance.
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Michael
All right, listen up. Some of you may have heard some rumors about the branch closing. But, I am not going to take this lying down. I have a plan and I am going to save our jobs. So just hang in there. Let's go.
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Dwight
Yes!
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11274
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Pam
Oh, good... you're bringing Dwight.
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Michael
Yes. This might get ugly. I need backup.
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Dwight
What's the plan?
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Michael
Go to New York, confront the CFO, show him he's making a mistake... save the branch.
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Dwight
Can I drive?
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Michael
No... way.
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Dwight
Shotgun!
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Michael
No. There's no one else.
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Dwight
Still.
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Dwight
Thank you very much. Okay, secretary says Wallace is away for the day and won't be coming back into the office.
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Michael
Okay, okay. Um...
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Dwight
But, do not worry. I have his home address right here.
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Michael
Why?
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11287
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Dwight
Christmas card list.
Season 3 · Episode 7 · Line 11288
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Michael
You sent him cards? You never met him.
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Dwight
But when I do, we'll have something to talk about.
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Jim
Hey, do you have a second?
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