Michael Scott: “Jim and I have different definitions of friendship. I think it's talking and being friends, and Jim…”
Michael
Jim and I have different definitions of friendship. I think it's talking and being friends, and Jim thinks it's moving to Connecticut and being best friends with Josh. Well, phooey on that. I, uh, I'm done. I am not going to be speaking with him anymore. Whatevs. Long-distance relationships never work.