Michael Scott: “Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night and we are converting our warehouse into…”

Michael

Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night and we are converting our warehouse into a full-blown gambling hall. And I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania, but it's for charity. And I consider myself a great philanderer. It's just... It's nice to know at the end of the day, I can look in the mirror and say, 'Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening.' Makes you feel good.

Michael Scott in “Casino Night” · Season 2, episode 22 · Line 9078

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