Dwight Schrute: “I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work…”

Dwight

I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?

Dwight Schrute in “Conflict Resolution” · Season 2, episode 21 · Line 8791

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