Michael Scott: “When I was sixteen, I was supposed to go out on a date with a girl named Julie. But there was…”
Michael
When I was sixteen, I was supposed to go out on a date with a girl named Julie. But there was another Michael in the class that she apparently thought the date was with, so she went out with him, on my birthday. And, she got him a cake, at the restaurant. And it wasn't even his birthday, but I heard about it the next day in school. So...