Dwight

Howard, hello. Dwight Schrute. Dunder Mifflin. Yes, and you are my favorite client. Listen, I'm calling you to tell you a little joke. What is black and white and red and can't think? A nun who has a beet for a head. ... No, I'm Catholic, too.

Dwight Schrute in “The Carpet” · Season 2, episode 14 · Quote 7029

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