Dwight Schrute: “Hey Oscar how ya doin'? Dwight Schrute calling. Listen a little question for you, buddy. I called…”

Dwight

Hey Oscar how ya doin'? Dwight Schrute calling. Listen a little question for you, buddy. I called six minutes ago and no one answered. So I was wondering if you could explain. Oh, I see, so. Sounds like you're too sick to come into work but your well enough to go to the pharmacy.

Dwight Schrute in “The Secret” · Season 2, episode 13 · Line 6503

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