Dwight Schrute: “Look, I feel fine. As a volunteer sheriff's deputy I have been trained to notice all the signs of a…”

Dwight

Look, I feel fine. As a volunteer sheriff's deputy I have been trained to notice all the signs of a concussion. One of them is slurred speech, ok? Number three, shortness of breath. There are four things you have to remember. One: I am faster than 80% of all snakes. Also.

Dwight Schrute in “The Injury” · Season 2, episode 12 · Line 6383

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