Dwight Schrute: “Phillip, you wanna play a little game? It's called 'Schrute or Consequences.' You're gonna choose…”
Dwight
Phillip, you wanna play a little game? It's called 'Schrute or Consequences.' You're gonna choose one of these two things. A check for a million dollars, or this dirty old beet. Yuck, pew! Which will it be? Money or the beet?