Dwight Schrute: “Manager of Dunder Mifflin? Check. Owner of a 1600-acre beet farm? Check. Engaged to be married to…”
Dwight
Manager of Dunder Mifflin? Check. Owner of a 1600-acre beet farm? Check. Engaged to be married to an actual milkmaid? Check' on that later today. This is my grandmother's ring. It was made from a bullet I took out of her left buttock. She was a moonshiner shot by Adolph Coors. This is my grandmother's buttock bullet ring.