Dwight

What? Don't you cap that pen. Do not cap that pen! Do not! Ugh! You capped it. Wow. You are serious. Ok, you've got two minutes and then the cap comes off.

Dwight Schrute in “Promos” · Season 9, episode 18 · Quote 57856

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