Dwight Schrute: “I am closing a deal on a tractor with the father of a woman I plan to inseminate.”

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I am closing a deal on a tractor with the father of a woman I plan to inseminate.

Dwight Schrute in “Promos” · Season 9, episode 18 · Line 57854

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