Dwight Schrute: “In keeping with Schrute custom, I will either invite you to Saturday's funeral by sprinkling red…”
Dwight
In keeping with Schrute custom, I will either invite you to Saturday's funeral by sprinkling red, fertile dirt in your face. Or, I will ask you to keep a respectful distance during my time of grief, with a dusting of black, slightly acidic soil.