Dwight Schrute: “Of all of the vermin in God's great green kingdom, lice are the ones I detest the most. My first…”

Dwight

Of all of the vermin in God's great green kingdom, lice are the ones I detest the most. My first day of school, I had lice, and no one would play with me. For 15 years, they called me freak and four eyes and sci-fi nerd and girl puncher. All because I had lice when I was 7.

Dwight Schrute in “Lice” · Season 9, episode 10 · Line 55403

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