Dwight Schrute: “In a head-to-head contest, people prefer belsnickel over santa every time. There aren't as many…”

Dwight

In a head-to-head contest, people prefer belsnickel over santa every time. There aren't as many songs about him, but I attribute that more to rhyming difficulties. My brother and I wrote one once. it was about a fickle pickle salesman who would tickle you for a nickel.

Dwight Schrute in “Dwight Christmas” · Season 9, episode 9 · Line 55258

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