Dwight Schrute: “Wait, what is that I hear? Is someone on the roof? How strange. Excuse me. I have to run to my car…”

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Wait, what is that I hear? Is someone on the roof? How strange. Excuse me. I have to run to my car to take a dump.

Dwight Schrute in “Dwight Christmas” · Season 9, episode 9 · Line 55192

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