Dwight Schrute: “This is austere, Meredith. This is celebrating Christmas for all of the right reasons. The cookies…”

Dwight

This is austere, Meredith. This is celebrating Christmas for all of the right reasons. The cookies and toys and sweets are mere distractions. I mean, most people don't even know that a candy cane represents a Shepherd's Crook, which I assure you does not taste like peppermint. It tastes like sheep feces.

Dwight Schrute in “Dwight Christmas” · Season 9, episode 9 · Line 55186

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