Dwight

This is austere, Meredith. This is celebrating Christmas for all of the right reasons. The cookies and toys and sweets are mere distractions. I mean, most people don't even know that a candy cane represents a Shepherd's Crook, which I assure you does not taste like peppermint. It tastes like sheep feces.

Dwight Schrute in “Dwight Christmas” · Season 9, episode 9 · Quote 55186

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