Dwight

Oh, I'm sorry, your vigilante privileges ended when you broke up with me. If I'm not in your panties, I don't go vigilantes. Why don't you ask your husband?

Dwight Schrute in “The Target” · Season 9, episode 8 · Quote 54779

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