Andy Bernard: “Spring sing '95. Got completely ripped on Bud Dries. I had sex with a snowman. I just went at that…”

Andy

Spring sing '95. Got completely ripped on Bud Dries. I had sex with a snowman. I just went at that thing. Cold would have stopped most people but I stayed locked in, you know. Took the face off. It just seemed easier that way.

Andy Bernard in “Here Comes Treble” · Season 9, episode 5 · Line 54008

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