Dwight Schrute: “My trouser hives are void of honey. I had congress with Angela and the child that she bore did not…”

Dwight

My trouser hives are void of honey. I had congress with Angela and the child that she bore did not issue from my loins. I thought I would be a father and instead I am a eunuch. Neutered by my own building.

Dwight Schrute in “Work Bus” · Season 9, episode 4 · Line 53806

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