Dwight Schrute: “Slack lining, please. Untie that rope, give it to a couple of pig-tailed school girls, let them…”

Dwight

Slack lining, please. Untie that rope, give it to a couple of pig-tailed school girls, let them start jumping with it while chanting a rhyme and giggling about boys. Doesn't seem so macho now, does it? It's a jump rope!

Dwight Schrute in “The New Guys” · Season 9, episode 1 · Line 52972

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