Kevin Malone: “So I patched him with stuff from around the office. But I couldn't get the pieces to fit right…”
Kevin
So I patched him with stuff from around the office. But I couldn't get the pieces to fit right. Then one day, when I was reaching for the glue, I crushed his shell again. But I rebuilt him even better that time. But it turned out the turtle was already day. Probably when I ran over him the first time.