Dwight

How was my summer? It was pretty mixed. I invented a new power drink made out of beet runoff. Mmm, mmm! So that's really good. But I got some disappointing medical news.

Dwight Schrute in “The New Guys” · Season 9, episode 1 · Quote 52800

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