Dwight Schrute: “Go slash his tires! Go dent his hood. That's it? Oh, that's great. That's like a five second delay.”

Dwight

Go slash his tires! Go dent his hood. That's it? Oh, that's great. That's like a five second delay.

Dwight Schrute in “Turf War” · Season 8, episode 23 · Line 52358

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