Dwight

I don't even know what kind of weapon he has. Could be a knife, could be a gun. Could be a series of guns all lined up to shoot parallel. I'm going up to the roof. And I'm gonna bring my gym bag just in case.

Dwight Schrute in “Fundraiser” · Season 8, episode 22 · Quote 52023

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