Dwight Schrute: “Erin made it clear to me that he was unable to perform sexually last night. By contrast, I went to…”

Dwight

Erin made it clear to me that he was unable to perform sexually last night. By contrast, I went to sleep with an erection so large it was like I was wearing no blanket at all. Wow, I knew you'd win, but you just demolished him! I'm a little bit jealous, actually. Reduced him to a mere ant.

Dwight Schrute in “Angry Andy” · Season 8, episode 21 · Line 51821

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