Dwight Schrute: “Yes, a complete inability to pass gas, pervert. Ugh, yeah, it's tender. It can't be appendicitis, I…”

Dwight

Yes, a complete inability to pass gas, pervert. Ugh, yeah, it's tender. It can't be appendicitis, I eat more than enough bacon. Okay, what poison mimics the symptoms of appendicitis? Oh, you don't know? Hold on. What kind of poison did you use?

Dwight Schrute in “Tallahassee” · Season 8, episode 15 · Line 50108

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