Dwight Schrute: “Best thing you can do for the deceased is to pee on their graves. Then you dance and work the urine…”

Dwight

Best thing you can do for the deceased is to pee on their graves. Then you dance and work the urine into the root systems. Doesn't hurt to have a smile on your face, either.

Dwight Schrute in “Gettysburg” · Season 8, episode 8 · Line 48090

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