Dwight Schrute: “Why don't you go check out the sympathy cards, old man? Now I'm going to ask you just a few simple…”

Dwight

Why don't you go check out the sympathy cards, old man? Now I'm going to ask you just a few simple questions. Wait for this to constrict. Here we go. Is your name Jim Halpert?

Dwight Schrute in “Pam's Replacement” · Season 8, episode 7 · Line 47774

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