Dwight Schrute: “So if I was to ask you to sacrifice your body and lay down on a greasy corner and act as a human…”

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So if I was to ask you to sacrifice your body and lay down on a greasy corner and act as a human bumper shield-

Dwight Schrute in “Lotto” · Season 8, episode 3 · Line 46604

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