Dwight

I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current maximum happiness for the rest of my life. Because I am manager of the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin. Acting Manager.

Dwight Schrute in “Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager” · Season 7, episode 23 · Quote 45027

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