Dwight Schrute: “Black Bears can smell a salami at five miles Michael, what are you thinking?! And they run faster…”

Dwight

Black Bears can smell a salami at five miles Michael, what are you thinking?! And they run faster than a horse, so if you were thinking about outrunning one on a horse I would try a cheetah. You, in tight pants, Michael, are a salami to a Black Bear. Do you understand? You're like a giant walking salami!

Dwight Schrute in “Goodbye, Michael” · Season 7, episode 21 · Line 44388

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