Dwight Schrute: “If they catch us, they will rape us. Go for the cliff. And three, two, one... jump! No! You're…”

Dwight

If they catch us, they will rape us. Go for the cliff. And three, two, one... jump! No! You're dead, you're dead, you're dead. Good jump. You're barely alive. Okay, now nice cooldown. Check your pulse rate.

Dwight Schrute in “The Cover-Up” · Season 6, episode 22 · Line 37842

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