Michael

You know what, Kelly? This is the real world. Not The Real World: Scranton. Oh my God, this is super weird. When Ryan had two girlfriends, he used to take me to some diner in Hazelton just so the other girl wouldn't see.

Michael Scott in “The Cover-Up” · Season 6, episode 22 · Quote 37567

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