Michael Scott: “There she sat. Her name was Pam. She was a receptionist. She was engaged to an animal. There sat…”

Michael

There she sat. Her name was Pam. She was a receptionist. She was engaged to an animal. There sat Jim. He was a gawky, tall salesman. The odds of them getting together were insur-mountain-able. I made a family! I got these two together, and I made a family.

Michael Scott in “The Delivery” · Season 6, episode 16 · Line 35759

Keep reading