Dwight Schrute: “Now, then. Let's get to it, shall we? Item one: Child will be breast fed by the mother for exactly…”

Dwight

Now, then. Let's get to it, shall we? Item one: Child will be breast fed by the mother for exactly six months, then weaned onto a nutrient-rich winter vegetable mash provided by the father, Dwight Schrute, hereafter referred to as Morpheus. Agreed?

Dwight Schrute in “The Delivery” · Season 6, episode 16 · Line 35491

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