Michael Scott: “No! No-- no I am not. Unless you want me to. DO you want me to? Cause I will. I will bribe you. No…”

Michael

No! No-- no I am not. Unless you want me to. DO you want me to? Cause I will. I will bribe you. No. Your face is saying don't-- unless I haven't offered you enough... your face isn't changing. What is it? Talk to me face. Tell me what Pam's brain is thinking. Come on! What do you want? What do you want? Do you want a million dollars? Do you want to hit me? Want me to get down on one knee and beg you or--

Michael Scott in “Double Date” · Season 6, episode 8 · Line 33479

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