Dwight

Dammit. I am no closer to taking Jim down. What a waste of a day. I could of grown poisoned mushrooms that would have been this high by now. They're mushrooms. They don't get that high.

Dwight Schrute in “Double Date” · Season 6, episode 8 · Quote 33460

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