Dwight

'We have our high quality 28 pound bond, our heavier 38 pound bond, or our...' I've got eight hours of this. Of course I wanted Jim to find the mallard, make him feel safe. Did you really think I would put my primary listening device in a wooden mallard? I'm not insane. '...65 pound cover stock, which is the heaviest paper that will still feed smoothly through your desktop printer.'

Dwight Schrute in “The Lover” · Season 6, episode 6 · Quote 32906

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