Every line from The Office season 6, episode 6, in script order. First aired October 22, 2009.
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Erin
They're back!
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32592
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Kevin
Oooh yeah... Jim and Pam!
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32593
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Kelly
How was Puerto Rico? Was it so romantic?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32594
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Jim
It was.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32595
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Pam
It really was.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32596
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Jim
Really was.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32597
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Kelly
I'm so happy for you...
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32598
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Jim
Puerto Rico was awesome.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32599
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Pam
Oh my gosh. The honeymoon was great. We met this other couple at the resort, Frank and Benny. We hung out with them a lot.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32600
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Jim
Frank and Beans. Always makes her laugh.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32601
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Pam
Frank and beans!
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32602
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Michael
Is there someone there? Who is there? I hear voices, is somebody there?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32603
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Dwight
Yeah!
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32604
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Michael
Is someone there? I can't see you because I'm blind.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32605
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Dwight
Its Jim and Pam, Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32606
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Michael
It is?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32607
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Dwight
Yeah...
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32608
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Michael
They're back? Oh! Oh! Oh, Pam!
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32609
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Jim
Nope.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32610
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Michael
And oh, Jim...
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32611
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Pam
Hi, Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32612
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Michael
Oh, I haven't see you since my accident that I had when I fell- I fell into the pool of acid, eyes first. Blind guy.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32613
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Michael
Blind-guy McSqueezy. How do I describe it? It is a character I've been workshopping whose lack of vision gets him into all sorts of trouble. The women in my improve class absolutely hate him.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32614
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Meredith
So what'd you bring us?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32615
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Pam
Some candy.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32616
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Meredith
What else?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32617
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Pam
That's it.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32618
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Meredith
Oh, 'cause you spent so much on the wedding.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32619
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Michael
[behind Pam, acting out blind-guy, groaning]
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32620
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Pam
It's good to be home.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32621
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Dwight
This conversation has two items on the agenda.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32622
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Jim
Do we have a conversation scheduled?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32623
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Dwight
Number one, do not leave your things on my desk. It's not some kind of personal pen receptacle for you. I don't care how high they promote you, which brings me to item number two... I never formally congratulated you on your promotion, so I'd just like to say... con-quack-ulations!
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32624
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Jim
Wow, that's... really thoughtful of you, Dwight, thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32625
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Dwight
You're welcome!
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32626
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Dwight
I inserted a listening device into the belly of the mallard. Now I can observe Jim, trap Jim, and destroy Jim, just like in the Bavarian fairy tale. Only this time, the mallard skins the toad alive. And of course in this version you lose the whole veiled critique of the Kaiser thing.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32627
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Dwight
I'm sorry to have been bugging you all these years.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32628
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Jim
It's a real handsome duck.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32629
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Dwight
Mallard. Okay, I'll get out of your hair.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32630
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Pam
Hey!
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32631
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Erin
Hi!
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32632
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Pam
Uh, we brought back some Puerto Rican candy.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32633
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Erin
Coco Leche! That's my favorite!
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32634
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Pam
Awesome! I'll leave it up here so everyone can enjoy it.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32635
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Erin
Oh, um, let me just check with Michael first.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32636
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Pam
I think it'll be okay.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32637
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Erin
I think it will too, but I'll just check with him, though.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32638
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Pam
Great.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32639
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Erin
Oops, sorry. Oops.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32640
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Michael
I have recently taken a lover.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32641
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Jim
Well, that's great. Congratulations. Who's the lucky lady?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32642
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Michael
Pam's mom.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32643
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Jim
What?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32644
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Michael
Pam's mom, Helene. Remember from your wedding?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32645
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Jim
You're messing with me.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32646
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Michael
About what?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32647
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Jim
You did not have sex with Pam's mom.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32648
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Michael
Oh, big time.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32649
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Jim
What kind of car does she drive?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32650
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Michael
She drives a green camry.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32651
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Jim
[expletive]
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32652
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Michael
And the seats go all the way down. All the way down.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32653
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Jim
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32654
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Michael
What?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32655
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Jim
Okay, never tell Pam, and secondly-
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32656
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Michael
Okay, good, a pact. A pact. Although I may have to break it tonight when Helene and I tell Pam over dinner. You alright?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32657
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Jim
Oh my God.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32658
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Toby
Hey, Jim.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32659
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Jim
Not now, Toby, my God!
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32660
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Toby
Oh, Jesus!
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32661
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Michael
Get the hell out of here, idiot.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32662
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Toby
What did I do?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32663
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Jim
Okay, as far as dinner tonight, cancel that, and please, for both our sakes, never, ever, ever see her again.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32664
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Michael
I think you're underestimating Pam. I think more than anything, she wants me to be happy.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32665
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Jim
No, not more than anything.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32666
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Michael
Okay, I have a good thing with the mom-
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32667
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Jim
Don't call her 'the mom.'
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32668
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Michael
She's right on my way home from work.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32669
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Jim
Then take a different way home, man!
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32670
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Michael
I di- alright, I'll take surface streets, its- the last thing in the world I would want to do is upset Pam.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32671
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Jim
Okay, so we're good.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32672
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Michael
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32673
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Michael
Can you change my dinner reservations from four people to two?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32674
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Erin
Sure. Oh, is it okay if I put out some candy that Pam brought back from Puerto Rico?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32675
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Michael
Sure. Thanks for asking.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32676
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Erin
Pam, we're all set. Yum.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32677
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Jim
Frank and beans!
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32678
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Pam
Frank and beans! So what'd we decide for Michael, the bottle of rum, or the seashell alarm clock?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32679
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Jim
You know what? Can I have the weekend to decide?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32680
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Pam
Bottle of rum it is. Alright, shall we?
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32681
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Jim
You know what, I am really slammed, trying to catch up on everything here and I know that Michael's slammed too. So, maybe we should do this when things are a little less crazy.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32682
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Pam
Come on, it'll take two seconds.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32683
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Jim
No, it-
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32684
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Michael
Oh, wow.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32685
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Pam
[giggles]
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32686
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Michael
That is amazing. I feel like a real Puerto Rican.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32687
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Erin
Michael, you're all set at Botticelli's. I changed the reservation to two people.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32688
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Michael
Erin, look.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32689
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Erin
Fun!
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32690
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Michael
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 6 · Line 32691