Dwight

Breathe through your nose. Remove your stockings. Okay? They'll melt right into your flesh! Stay below the smoke line. Let's go! Clear out, stat! STAT MEANS NOW!

Dwight Schrute in “The Fire” · Season 2, episode 4 · Quote 3178

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