Dwight Schrute: “Oh yeah. you've got a knot in your crest. This remedy has been passed down in my family for…”

Dwight

Oh yeah. you've got a knot in your crest. This remedy has been passed down in my family for generations. and it always works. My grandfather was told that Diamond Dancer would never race again. they were wrong. He came in 9th in the Apple Creek Derby and his jerky came in 3rd the following year. A majestic beast. So fast. So tender.

Dwight Schrute in “Cafe Disco” · Season 5, episode 25 · Line 30415

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