Dwight Schrute: “He's technically fine. I imagine the true horror will be when he wakes up in a zoo. Hey, listen…”

Dwight

He's technically fine. I imagine the true horror will be when he wakes up in a zoo. Hey, listen, will you do me a favor and order the meatball parm for me, with extra cheese?

Dwight Schrute in “Heavy Competition” · Season 5, episode 22 · Line 29499

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